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India is Best
Most of us can’t believe in above title, but if you consider some points, you will realize that india is better than US. The freedom we got in republic country is extreme compare to another countries. let’s check how?
We have ultimate freedom in India. If you feel urgent pressure to pee, you can do it anywhere on the road. No need to find public toilet. Pan and gutkha eater can spit their load on any corner. Government building are best choice for that.
“Wohi Patthar mar sakta he jisne kabhi pap na kiya ho.”
If you didn’t done any thing from above, then you can write about negative image.
This is for awareness only. I am Indian and Proud to be Indian. But this doesn’t mean we are best. Apne apko best kahne se kuch nahi hota dunia kahni chahiye. Otherwise why indian government took aamir khan to create “atithi devo bhava”? that ads shows reality.
Now, fight with bad people, don’t fight with guys that shows your mistakes.
We have ultimate freedom in India. If you feel urgent pressure to pee, you can do it anywhere on the road. No need to find public toilet. Pan and gutkha eater can spit their load on any corner. Government building are best choice for that.
If you can drive car or bike, then no problem, You don’t need license. You can just avoid traffic police or give them small bribe. No need to follow traffic rules and avoiding mobile phone.
Sport=Cricket. No need to purchase any costly equipments or go to stadium. You can play cricket any where in india.
You don’t need permission to make noise or dance on the road. You can enjoy baraat and other “Julus” on the road.
Any problem can be solved by “puja” and “Pandit”. Small or large, any startups started by puja in india.
There is ultimate freedom for cattle in india. Cow is holy animal, so it can roam anywhere. Road, beach, farm or highway you would feel alone with out them.
Cellphone call rate are cheaper than any food in india. What you can buy in 20-30 paisa? But you can talk for one minute at that rate.
There is no restriction on how you use your vehicle. You can ride any number of passenger or heavy load on bike or car.
All above things are seems to be funny, but think what happen if all these banned?
That’s why India is better than USA
I have found that some people feel bad about this images. So read clarification below.“Wohi Patthar mar sakta he jisne kabhi pap na kiya ho.”
If you didn’t done any thing from above, then you can write about negative image.
This is for awareness only. I am Indian and Proud to be Indian. But this doesn’t mean we are best. Apne apko best kahne se kuch nahi hota dunia kahni chahiye. Otherwise why indian government took aamir khan to create “atithi devo bhava”? that ads shows reality.
Now, fight with bad people, don’t fight with guys that shows your mistakes.
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